Tööbz are a section of superlatives. They are the funkiest, most fit, most blasphemous, cuddliest, most bacon-eating, most vegetarian, best section.
Oh yeah. And they also play the biggest, lowest, most awesome instrument, while rocking out harder than anyone else.
As a result, any unsuspecting youths who join the Tööbz will be formed into strong young low
brass players with chops of stainless steel and a penchant for eating bacon and avocadoes, hailing seitan, and blaspheming all living gods*, via the following experiences:
*Except for the one true tööba bööda.
- Playing such heralded basslines as “I Wish” and “Our House”
- Roasting a pig and seitan in the dead of the harsh California winter
- Biking to the beach
- Cuddle puddling on some poor unsuspecting section member
- Painting bizarre things on large, convex surfaces
- Rock climbing/acroyogaing/Running/Weight Lifting/Whatever you want