CPG. Clarinets Piccolos Gangzterz. We are the piccolos, clarinets, glockenspiels, melodicas, violins, guitars, bagpipes, hurdy gurdys and [insert instruments here] of the LSJUMB. We are a beautiful mess of seasoned instrumentalists and people who don’t yet know what an instrument is. We are hard to explain to your grandma.
Despite our overwhelming awesomeness, people sometimes forget us because we play “quieter” instruments. However, we always burst back into the collective consciousness with a flurry of movement, sound, and crocheted instrument sweaters. We share snacks. We pet dogs. We engage in the fiber arts. We read Obama Biden noir fiction. We are a wholesome and eccentric family like none other.