Tööbz

In an act of self-definition, the Tööbz are:

  • -Without a doubt, the funkiest sexion, home to such famous shattering bass lines as "I Wish" and "Tear the Roof Off"
  • -The proudest and most prolific consumers of bacon
  • -The only sexion where said paint job can enrage USC fans to the point of throwing food at you
  • -The sexion that roucks out the hardest and most dramatically
  • -The sexion that is most likely to lead the Band in adopting dubstep as a model for how to sound
  • -Still, always, the best