In an act of self-definition, the Tööbz are:
- -Without a doubt, the funkiest sexion, home to such famous shattering bass lines as "I Wish" and "Tear the Roof Off"
- -The proudest and most prolific consumers of bacon
- -The only sexion where said paint job can enrage USC fans to the point of throwing food at you
- -The sexion that roucks out the hardest and most dramatically
- -The sexion that is most likely to lead the Band in adopting dubstep as a model for how to sound
- -Still, always, the best