The LSJUMB Killa Trumpz. No other instrument blasts pure energy along with eardrum-shattering notes, and yet at the same time can be assembled in less than 0.35 seconds. Everybody knows the delight and awesomeness that comes with playing the trump. No one plays higher (don't let the Clarpicz tell you they can, because they can't). Nobody rocks out harder (although it's always funny to watch other sexions try). And nobody looks more awesome than a trump.