Bonz

Before going to a foreign country, it's often best to gain some knowledge of the culture there. In a similar manner, one must attempt to understand the LSJUMBonz. The Bone is a mystical horn that each member of the "Bonz" holds dear to his or her heart. You do not mess with a Bone, you do not hurt a Bone, unless it is in the process of throwing it really high. The Bone gives them the power to have the most interesting musical parts in the band, to be loud enough to blast eardrums, to be the most suave sexion around, to perform superhuman feats, and to be the best thing since fire.