Clarpicz

CPG. Clarinets Piccolos Gangzterz. We bring the awesome. CPG welcomes those who are just too awesome to join the other sexions. Those who love to sing to children. Those who want the best part in "Beginnings." Those who aren't afraid to yell.

Whether you play piccolo, clarinet, flute, violin, keyboard, melodica, keytar, kazoo, bagpipes, or some other "cooler-than-marching-band" instrument (real or imaginary), you belong in the sexion of the highest register! You will also learn to love Thai food. By the way, we have food. LOTS OF FOOD. Always food. Other sexions are just jealous. You will never starve, ever. OM NOM NOM NOM.